Arrested Development version will yield dozens of paragraphs. Dozens!

No, I did not kill Kitty. However, I am going to oblige and answer the nice officer’s questions because I am an honest man with no secrets to hide. He’ll want to use your yacht, and I don’t want this thing smelling like fish. No! I was ashamed to be SEEN with you. I like being with you. Get me a vodka rocks. And a piece of toast. Get me a vodka rocks. And a piece of toast.